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Permalink | 1,677 notesHow Obama's getting undeserved shit #1746 America: Our healthcare is terrible and needs to be fixed.
Obama: Okie dokie.
Obama: *signs the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare*
Obama: There! This will force your insurance company to only sell comprehensive plans.
America: But what if I liked my crappy plan?
Obama: ... but you just said your healthcare was terrible.
America: What if I liked my terrible crappy plan?
Obama: I mean, there are laws now that define what every healthcare plan has to cover. It'd be cheaper for you to just--
America: No! I want to keep my crappy plan I hate.
Obama: Um, okay, well, if you've read the ACA-- by the way, have you read the ACA?
America: No. Why would I do that?
Obama: Gotcha. Anyway, if you've read it, you'd see that health insurance company can still sell you your old plan.
America: Hey, I just got dropped from my insurance plan!
Obama: You should talk to your health insurance company about that.
America: No! This is your fault!
Obama: But I didn't do--
America: You've lied to Americans! Obamacare is a failure!
Obama: Hey, I just checked the healthcare.gov website and there's actually plan $150 cheaper than the one you had before, and it's comprehensive so--
America: No! I heard on Fox News the website doesn't even work.
Obama: But it does.
America: But the media says it doesn't.
Obama: Look at the screen. You see the website is working. Look at it.
America: I should've voted for Romney.
Obama: You know, I'm starting to wish you would have too.